Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Trigopolis Classic Series : Best Song about the Letter E Debate

E is for Everything about the Cool Kids is Awesome : E Eats Everything Crap

Lyric Extract: Cool Kids

K is for Kool Kids

Why does this line rock? Because they spell Cool Kids on their album cover with a K.

Lyrics Extract:TMBG
Now Z's not like other letters
Z's only eating E's
Yeah, Z eats E's

Interpretation: This CD is designed to target little kids! If you let your children listen to this CD they will become cannibals. Do you want cannibals running around eating you? I don't think so. TMBG should be arrested under conspiracy charges. E is for everybody like TMBG who supports the secret conspiracy to retrain the children and rule the world. Do you like this?

Final Verdict: E is for Everybody is a kick rocking song that does not indocrinate evil ways in the youths who for every lacking of alphabet eat their parents. E Eats Everything = Not Listened to by Cool Kids or Kool Kids. Substanance found in Coolness.


Sunday, April 03, 2005
"E Eats Everything" Ruled Awesome; "E Is For Everyone" Ruled 'Not For Everyone'

you may have seen this horribly inaccurate piece of "coolist" propaganda.

let's dissect this argument.

K is for Kool Kids

Why does this line rock? Because they spell Cool Kids on their album cover with a K.

this is exactly the type of cool-wing hate speech being taught to our children by these so-called "kids"! they're not even cool, they're liars. let's look at their album title.



however, a quick head on over to their itunes page reveals this:



what's the big deal, you ask? well, i'll point it out for you.



that's right, folks. these so-called "punks" are in actuality an R&B/SOUL GROUP. further listens reveal techno-inspired dance beats.

these people are liars. do we really need more liars?

also, i quote a music fan from "California" from their amazon page...

This is the most pointless music I have ever heard. (...) share it with friends and laugh it up, but don't expect anything that is actually good to be on it. It is the Plan 9 From Outer Space of music.

yes, this review WAS helpful to me.

let's move on to my next point.

i again quote this post.

If you let your children listen to this CD they will become cannibals.

yet, the lyric is:

"Now Z's not like other letters
Z's only eating E's
Yeah, Z eats E's"

dictionary.com defines a "cannibal" as "An animal that feeds on others of its own kind."

this part is vital:

Z DOES NOT EQUAL E.

the obvious and correct conclusion is thus reached: z is not a cannibal, and cannibalism is not being taught. if anything, correct spelling is being taught. those cooler kids can't even spell their own name!!

ultimately the choice is up to you guys. but very ultimately the choice is up to me,

and i'm right.

Posted by Elroyhead

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