Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Trigopolis Classic Series : Best Song about the Letter E Debate

E is for Everything about the Cool Kids is Awesome : E Eats Everything Crap

Lyric Extract: Cool Kids

K is for Kool Kids

Why does this line rock? Because they spell Cool Kids on their album cover with a K.

Lyrics Extract:TMBG
Now Z's not like other letters
Z's only eating E's
Yeah, Z eats E's

Interpretation: This CD is designed to target little kids! If you let your children listen to this CD they will become cannibals. Do you want cannibals running around eating you? I don't think so. TMBG should be arrested under conspiracy charges. E is for everybody like TMBG who supports the secret conspiracy to retrain the children and rule the world. Do you like this?

Final Verdict: E is for Everybody is a kick rocking song that does not indocrinate evil ways in the youths who for every lacking of alphabet eat their parents. E Eats Everything = Not Listened to by Cool Kids or Kool Kids. Substanance found in Coolness.

Sunday, April 03, 2005
"E Eats Everything" Ruled Awesome; "E Is For Everyone" Ruled 'Not For Everyone'

you may have seen this horribly inaccurate piece of "coolist" propaganda.

let's dissect this argument.

K is for Kool Kids

Why does this line rock? Because they spell Cool Kids on their album cover with a K.

this is exactly the type of cool-wing hate speech being taught to our children by these so-called "kids"! they're not even cool, they're liars. let's look at their album title.

however, a quick head on over to their itunes page reveals this:

what's the big deal, you ask? well, i'll point it out for you.

that's right, folks. these so-called "punks" are in actuality an R&B/SOUL GROUP. further listens reveal techno-inspired dance beats.

these people are liars. do we really need more liars?

also, i quote a music fan from "California" from their amazon page...

This is the most pointless music I have ever heard. (...) share it with friends and laugh it up, but don't expect anything that is actually good to be on it. It is the Plan 9 From Outer Space of music.

yes, this review WAS helpful to me.

let's move on to my next point.

i again quote this post.

If you let your children listen to this CD they will become cannibals.

yet, the lyric is:

"Now Z's not like other letters
Z's only eating E's
Yeah, Z eats E's" defines a "cannibal" as "An animal that feeds on others of its own kind."

this part is vital:


the obvious and correct conclusion is thus reached: z is not a cannibal, and cannibalism is not being taught. if anything, correct spelling is being taught. those cooler kids can't even spell their own name!!

ultimately the choice is up to you guys. but very ultimately the choice is up to me,

and i'm right.

Posted by Elroyhead

United States Progressive Era Essay

The Progressives can best be described as a large mixture of various demographics. This group included women, bussinessmen, middle class and most anyone else wanting to end the corruption and injustice of a politcal system that was mostly good, but had lost its way.

To understand why they sought change, it is pertenent to know what it was that drove them. Many progressives observed the assasination of three presidents, the politcal machines that dominated politics, and the corruption that infested city, state, and national politics. They were also strongly influenced by books and media that sought to expose the dark under belly of society, such as Upton Sinclair's The Jungle that explored the horrible conditions of the meat packing industry.

Moved to action by past events and a growing progressive media, the Progressives sought reform of a government they saw as good. A cruicial accomplishment of the progressives is the establishment of specialized comissions to accomplish specific tasks. This need was highlighted by the city of Galveston's overt deficiency in administering aid to its disaster hit population.

Another reform that lasted to this day is Women's suffrage. This movement was headed by Susan B. Anthony and was organized by a femenist movement which is still very active in American politics today.

Progressives were also able to successfully abolish gross abuses of child labor as well as adult labor by establishing age and hour requirements as well as successfuly regulating working conidtions that were once deplorable.

The Progressives, as I have said had far reaching impact on American socierty, from the unification of various social groups to the establishment of new loval government order and increased government in the social lives of Americans. This movement laid the foundation of modern day liberalism.

Trigopolis Classic Post: Getting Into Jury Duty

Its been about a year and a half since I've been old enough to perform Jury duty and I've been wondering, "Why the heck aren't I invited?" I mean seriously, I would love to go to Jury Duty. I would have so much fun! I imagine it being much like the movie "Jury Duty" with Pauly Shore. I could eat "evidence tacos" and have all sorts of hyjinks!

But seriously though, California, if you're listening, sign me up for Jury Duty, I'm in the system! I'm one of the few people who would actually love to serve on one. I could miss work, miss school, and have an excuse NOT to keep up with the news as I may be sequestered. Dude,....dude,...dude...