Monday, November 06, 2006

The Prize Fighter Inferno Character List

Updated: 11/25/2006

Prize Fighter Inferno: After Jesse dies during within the time frame of From Fear through the Eyes of Madness, Jesse is resurected in the past and takes on the role of chronicler and the name "The Prize Fighter Inferno". He explains that to tell the story of the Bag Online Adventures he must first tell the story of the Blood Machine.

Blood Machine: The Blood machine is invented by the psychopathic Bleam Brothers named Long-Arm and Butchie. They believe the blood machine can release a person’s soul from its body. This is just a figment of their insanity; in reality the blood machine mutilates bodies.

Cecilia McCloud: Cecilia is molested by her father and runs away into the woods. Horrified by her family situation Cecilia decides to run away and tries to convince her boyfriend Johnny Early to run away with her. Unfortunately, Johnny doesn't go with Cecilia and she takes her twin siblings with her.

McCloud Twins: Taken with Cecilia when she runs away into the woods.

Johnny Early: Johnny is Cecilia’s love interest. Cecilia once tried to convince Johnny to run away with her after she is molested.

Bleam Brothers: The Bleam brothers are told by their mother that they have been given the job of “death” and they must harvest souls for god. During their quest to harvest souls they invent something they call “the blood machine”. The Bleam brothers believe it releases the souls. Unfortunately, this is only a figment of their hysteria; in reality the blood machine mutilates the bodies of their victims.

Butchie: One of the Bleam brothers.

Long-Arm: One of the Bleam brothers.

Mother Bleam: A deranged woman and meth user who believes god speaks to her. Claims god instructed her to tell her sons they “death”. Tells her sons that God told her she to tell her sons that they are "death" and they need to collect souls for god.
Father Bleam: Murders his wife when he catches her stealing from his meth stash. She was murdered by her husband for stealing his meth.

Father Bleam: Patriarch of the family. He killed his wife for stealing from his meth stash.

Elf Tower New Mexico Lyrics

Elf Power, New Mexico
Elf Power, New Mexico

Thank God, you're still, angry at me.
I've got, a better chance seeing you dead, and buried, yeah
Thank you, for this, one last, big mistake...

It's your turn, come shoot for it...
If you win, well you can lead the way.
Yeah!

Mid-days are grey, into New Jersey. Hey!
Did you, think maybe I, was doing quite well without you, in the frame?

"Staile, killed in defense."
(Staile, oh wo oh)
I can't believe I told you right after,
"I've given you up, go on find someone new."
Till then pretend, you've touched me for your last, (woah-ho)
I've given you up, go on find someone new.

Dear Nikki, what, (Dear Nikki, what)
What if I could have found a better-half here, in you?
I merely came here and...

Elf Power, New Mexico
Elf Tower, New Mexico

Stay here, in our last standing hourglass, circumstance
Devoted here, in the midst of weary eyes
Lost and buried here, in your big suprise, again.

Will your fingers find my bag?
Familiar?
I fit in the question I had to ask.
Did you, think maybe I, was doing quite well, without you, in the frame?

"Staile, killed in defense."
(Staile, oh wo oh)
I can't believe I told you right after,
"I've given you up, go on find someone new."
Till then pretend, you've touched me for your last, (woah-ho)
I've given you up, go on find someone new.

Dear Nikki, what, (Dear Nikki, what)
What if I could have found a better-half here, in you?
I merely came here and...

Elf Power, New Mexico

(Smile, tomorrow, you are home.)

I'll give my my words in one lesson.

Dear God,
Before I heard, this is your intention, for I
I could've figured out, over and over.

"See there's Coheed, and then Cambria in innocent merger."
"Absence makes the heart grow fonder."

Thank God they recovered your body in New Mexico.
Three days.
I'm spoiled.
I miss you in everyway.
You could have been dear, I wish you were here, still in the frame.

"Staile, killed in defense."
I can't believe I told you right after,
"I've given you up, go on find someone new."
Till then pretend, you've touched me for your last, (woah-ho)
I've given you up, go on find someone new.

Dear Nikki, what,
What if I could have found a better-half here, in you?
I merely came here and...

Elf Power, New Mexico


IRO-Bot Lyrics

In our days we've mourned insignias
The passing glance unstamped
We’ve rendered ourselves powerless, unfortunate
The useless mend the fixed
And on every hour it detonates
My courage goes unlooked
The ride home through perilous
The land it goes, I will…

You’ve been a bad boy
You broke all the rules
You’ve been a bad boy
You’ll get yours paid in full

IRO-Bot will never die
My Robot will never die
You look down, but far from out,
And the paper reads, "You lose."
IRO-Bot will never kill.

A favor captain, a word with you
My systems gone and lost its mind
My right eye has done shed a tear
My gun I’ve left behind
Will systems take me home and dissemble me?
Will I be terminated with you near?
Alongside the others that I hold so close
If I'm to be killed, then when? by whom?

You’ve been a bad boy
You broke all the rules
You’ve been a bad boy
You’ll get yours paid in full

IRO-Bot will never die
My Robot will never die
You look down, but far from out,
And the paper reads, "You Lose."
IRO-Bot will never die.

God Send Conspirator

Hold in your last breath and stare.
Assure me your metronome's left arm stick shift
is stuck on the right words in your ear.
Did you hear me loud and clear? In sight and out of mind?
Cautiously avoiding the cracks not to disturb your steadied arm straight line.
The facts before a climb... a plan before a crime.
Tired in the days that passed away
sporadically arranged across the floor when you've got it made.

Dear Mariah, the world's not big enough
for the both of us when we live in the same town, that's wrong.
Fight on fire (fight on fire), burn my hands till I
got nothing left to count my numbers on that's wrong, what's wrong?

Your wise ass comments could cheer you up.
The emotional disturbance: relax, deep breathe, sit back
from the space in which you stand, here and in demand.
Don't touch a fresh wound that bleeds
all over your carpets the stains, the story book remains,
and the page that states you've lied.
Accept and then reply, acknowledge the other guy,
Tired in the days that passed away
sporadically arranged across the floor when you've got it made.

Dear Mariah, the world's not big enough
for the both of us when we live in the same town, that's wrong.
Fight on fire (fight on fire), burn my hands till I
got nothing left to count my numbers on

Don't change your mind when all's been won
your words in time, with the loss that you'd let them go.
Don't let them fall if your grip's not strong
in time decide... with the words that you'd let them go
Don't let them fall if your grip's not strong.

Dear Mariah, come sleep in your own...
Dear Mariah, come sleep in your own...
Dear Mariah, come sleep in your own...
Dear Mariah, come sleep in your own {bed}.

When eye meets eye be calm
Will lie here alone locked the children in the floor.
When eye meets eye be calm
Will lie here alone locked the children in the floor
When eye meets eye (your dreams can't last forever)
Will lie here alone locked the children in the floor, in the floor.

Father figure wraps his face down
we're coming home to you.
(Who sat me down here?)
Your dreams can't last forever
Locked the children in the floor.

(Who sat me down here?) When eye meets eye (your dreams can't last forever)
Will lie here alone locked the children in the floor.
[to fade]


Neverender Lyrics

when you've gone about things all wrong
bury them here,
with the lifetime you would never regret
in savoring sleep,
what do you mean i toss
and turn everywhere?
i'll miss you when you're gone
in pretending that you meant
the world to me
with that you'd call me a liar
and in the making mistakes
you'll rest incomplete

(i'll be home) in graver mistakes dear mom and dad,
i write you in this letter (i'll be moving on) that states
when the new days begun (new days begun)
forget your son when he's out on his own

when the hand reads 7:30
and your night begins to sink
in the short but faster fall
anxious but calm retort
to a mirror that frames your face
baring the finest swell
when the day begins to break
like the tears that run across your cheek
stand straight and imagine you then
in the things and the way they could have been
when the thoughts they race across your chin
here in the Neverend

(i'll be home) in graver mistakes dear mom and dad,
i write you in this letter (i'll be moving on) that states scratched through
when the new days begun (new days begun)
forget your son when he's out on his own

point your gun in another direction
now that you've cried yourself to sleep
point your gun in another direction
now that you've cried yourself to sleep
here in there after the fire

(before you walk home) peace and figuring will he be home again?
(signal loss and stereo) with wide open windows will she be waiting for
(the sounds surround the overpass) with severed arm placement when the day's dark, old and dead
(a dead man against you) we'll write her a letter with long time passing

(i'll be home) in graver mistakes dear mom and dad,
i write you in this letter (i'll be moving on) that states
when the new days begun (new days begun)
don't forget son when he's out on his own

point your gun in another direction
now that you've cried yourself to sleep
point your gun in another direction
now that you've cried yourself to sleep
here in there after the fire
after the fire
(i'll be home to say i love you and i'll be moving on)

and I'll be bigger
and I'll be bigger

Junesong Provision Lyrics

Good morning, sunshine, awake when the sun hits the sky.
Look up the sounds that surround the day you died.
She waits for me outside near a hole in the ground.
In the one way thinking you might get the upper hand.
Dear Newo Ikkin, how's Apollo been treating you?
Has he been a good boy since the day I left?
Give him my love and a sweet kiss for his head.
Cause I won't be coming home, when you get this I'll be dead.

Norris and Larry,
Gloria to nowhere.

Sir, I think you'd better take my hand
And pray we'll make this one out alive.
Captain! We've lost all systems control!
Then, Son, I'll see you in my sleep.
Sleep..

Is it all you've shared with them that makes us paranoid?
Is it the dream that one day you might be something you're not?
Is it all you've shared with them that makes us paranoid?
Is it the dreams that make us real?
Is it the dreams that make us real?

We'll miss you and wait for you when you come.
Wrong way, right way.
Bad luck, what God has been giving me.
We'll miss you and wait for you when you come.
Wrong way, right way.
Bad luck, you've got to be kidding me.

I've spent so long sitting down here,
Paper cut my heart in half and discard the evidence!
When it's yours, come send me the last half.
Dowsed in kerosene
In a torched blazed blood bath.
When boy sets fire, God knows you've lost
At a cost that has no price
When you've purchased guilt,
Stand at attention
And make sure you know the lines and yourself.

Yet you'd say, "I'll be home alone again, waiting."

Wait for me alright, I'm still a boy down there
When you want to promise me that
[x3]

Wait for me alright, I'm still a boy down there
When you want to promise me that
(To drive down. Where's Wednesday? Where's Wednesday?)
[x2]

33 Lyrics

it's not what you have learned
but what they said about you under your shirt you know they never will
they'll make sense of what you gave them
and now it's all down hill from here
well in case you break my fall
we're bringing it home
patrick short flip and outside
boundary lines

(i'm running you down) ooh yeah, well nothing looks right from up here
(inside out) i'm still unclear about the things you might have said

in pieces they stagger embedded
rush me to the emergency room
flat line equals frantic endeavor
but i guess this will have to do now
patrick short flip and outside
we're bringing it home

(i'm running you down) ooh yeah, well nothing seems right from up here
(inside out) i'm still unclear about the things you might have said
(down) ooh yeah, well nothing seems right from up here
(inside out) i'm still unclear about the things you might have said..
'bout the things you might have said

hold on to the things you favor most
shift right and let it run down
if my peace could find a way up
let go of the youthful honesty [x3]

(i'm running you down) ooh yeah, well nothing looks right from up here
(inside out) i'm still unclear about the things you might have said
(down) ooh yeah, well nothing looks right from up here
(inside out) i'm still unclear about the things you might have said
(i'm running you down) ooh yeah, well nothing looks right from up here
i'm still unclear...

Heartshot Kid Disaster Lyrics

Still searching for your call today sit down, and structure will you be the engineer?
still tired and dreaming out against and overboard
when pain kills you'll hate me and wait for or
then call me crazy and pretend I left us discontent and afraid
so what so I'm crazy then send me justice and I'll have Paris in flames

Still searching for your faith
in the arm that killed the president
relapse waiting here for
still searching for your face
in the crowd that killed the president
relapse waiting here for

I need Mayo
I won't fail you now
Dear Captain send the S.O.S
When we're gonna go down

I need Mayo
I won't fail you now (We're going down and you're all fucked up for sure)
Dear Captain send the S.O.S
When we're gonna go down

Wound open and squeezing my heart against this pain inflicts
and in passion I bleed for it
but with this what they gave me this book
and flint and a match to go with it

Still searching for your faith
in the arm that killed the president
relapse waiting here for
still searching for your face
in the crowd that buried New Mexico
I'll be waiting here for

I need Mayo
I won't fail you now
Dear Captain send the S.O.S
When we're gonna go down

I need Mayo
I won't fail you now (We're going down and you're all fucked up for sure)
Dear Captain send the S.O.S
When we're gonna go down

Have you ever heard the lyrics he sang?
in his thoughtful transmission the words lost sentence remain
sing his song, sing his song loud
structure will you be the engineer?
where's your song or have you lost the key or tone?

Thank god for your strength will you hold your breath?
waiting for me to exhale in the short life lived

Delirium Trigger Lyrics

We're now up here alone terror on the intercom can someone save us
Systems malfunction blast it this damn machine over and out captain
Something lurks creeps on the counter top somewhere behind you
Parasitic cyst i can't stand to watch it's coming up and out of your chest

Remember when we were young
Sit up right on the table a photograph of earth feeding me a way back
Frightened i tear alone or maybe not the the only one there
Hello... hello when it rings will you answer?
There corner tall short stance
It's you come on kill me!!

You made a good friend to me but while you were outnumbered and torn
You made us do things

Oh dear god, i don't feel alive when you're cut short of misery
Will you pray it be the end? give a look surprised wide eyes to me
Then you'll know just what i am the scare that triggers your fear
Come know me in a different light now, come know me as god

You made a good friend to me but while you were outnumbered and torn
You made us do things to you

Run sand hourglass its my time will i be worth?
Spin 'round carousel when your horse isn't screwed in

Oh dear god, i don't feel alive when you're cut short of misery (raise forth lost cause)
Will you pray it be the end? give a look surprised wide eyes to me (raise forth lost cause)
Then you'll know just what i am (subtle demise the legitimate cry)
The scare that triggers your fear come know me in a different light now
Come know me as god (raise forth lost cause)

Everything Evil Lyrics

Wait for..
Everything evil in you comes out
I'll stay when we'll only motivate sound instead, Sergeant.
Make for the table...
In hopes that I won't be afraid again
call when enabled
And send the leader out against...
I will
Stage a reenactment in a false pretense
Exist inflict
Unworthy unconsciousness
Why debate when the actions suppressed?
Then kill the acquitted
Listen to the sounds that remain in question
In hopes to solidify a truce
Amongst the children and the jury that stands the verdict alive
Here among the dead

Evolve Monstar!
Show me the things that I've never wanted done.
Evolve Monstar!
Do to me the things I never wanted done...

I... I felt much better than this before.
If they find out to avoid
Then the accidents kept hidden away
But if they stay...

Blood hungry, cannibalistic unfit family ties
In a series of knocks
To the young girl's head side
Come write me a letter and paste it on my refrigerator door
Inspected inspector,
i think we've found something over here

I... I felt much better than this before.
If they find out to avoid
Then the accidents kept hidden away
But if they stay...

Jesse!
Just come look at what your brother did here!
He did away with me.
[x2]

Stay until Wednesday,
And write me a child-like letter, pretending.
At war here in Thursday.
Let's make this our last day at home by the fence.

Would you run? Would you run?
Would you run down past the fence?
Would you run? Would you run?
Would you run down past the fence? (FBI)

And she screamed,
Claudio! Dear Claudio!
I wish, God damn it, we'll make it if you believe!
And she screamed,
Claudio! Dear Claudio!
I wish, God damn it, we'll make it if you believe! (FBI)
[voice fades]

Devil in Jersey City Lyrics

Hee, Hee, Shabutie!

New Jersey bound
When sound asleep they'll find you
At your most vulnerable poll position
Speak up, let out.
When down the street
The corner boys fuck shit up

Scream loud, scream Sayonara, oh, oh, oh
Sweet Josephine, will you follow me home?
Scream loud, scream Sayonara, oh, oh, oh
Sweet Josephine, will you fuck me back home?

Let's fire it up. Haha! Now!
Let's fire it up. Haha! Now, Sayonara!
Don't let them scare you
When you're down on the floor bleeding, bastard.
You'll be getting home real soon
And I'll pray for you high health
Don't let them scare you
When you're down on the floor bleeding, bastard.
You'll be getting home real soon.

Speak up, let out.
Caught in the crossfire
Compared to the step to the bone that might break
It's too late to find a better way out of this
With the finest regards that I lost
In the cracks of this street

Scream loud, scream Sayonara, oh, oh, oh
(Wide open. Now you're dead and gone)
Sweet Josephine, will you follow me home?
Scream loud, scream Sayonara, oh, oh, oh
Sweet Josephine, will you fuck me back home?

Let's fire it up. Haha! Now!
Let's fire it up. Haha! Now, Sayonara!
Don't let them scare you
When you're down on the floor bleeding, bastard.
You'll be getting home real soon
And I'll pray for you high health
Don't let them scare you
When you're down on the floor bleeding, bastard.
You'll be getting home real soon.

Don't let them scare you.

(Take me home)
When you run they'll follow you
(Take me home)
When you run they'll follow you
(Take me home)
When you run they'll follow you
(Take me home)

Time Consumer Lyrics

The young stale memories of play the role to your part
librarian find me the pole the one that kicks your head in
With my own time role your own innocence by
Grab on to my sleeve the one that grabs at your ankle
Debate to understand that we all have a flaw
Then fail to represent your life as you know it
God grant you one wish to turn back the time...
Correct and create, making sense of

Me and my star matthew good night
You know by law when you'll be forgiven
Maria my star matthew good night
You know my lord when you'll be forgiven

So they pulled your confidence down with those verbal discrepancies
Bow and then you'll gain what they've lost through a challenge of unpronounced
Pain is only a pulse if you just stop feeling it
You might be able to use the very thing that makes us up

Wait, now, here when will you believe?
Me i'm merely asking you to help me when did i say to murder?
Wait, now, here, please hear me out
Time consumer, time consuming, consume me

Sunday, November 05, 2006

The Pinacle of American Decadence: FourthMeal

How many of you have seen this fourthmeal-ista-propagando-adver-ism? If you haven’t here it is. Behold the pinnacle of American decadence:



Apparently they’ve simplified the food groups into a squareamid with a solid foundation of Spicy and Grilled to support an even helping of cheesy and melty.



Taco Bell has even simplified the task of getting appropriate amounts of every group by including all four in the Cheesey Gordita Crunch.


A thousand years from now historians from a highly advanced society will note that American wealth and opulence peaked when they began eating four meals a day…..and be totally jealous they didn't think of it first.